Chloe’s Closet


Hi, these are Vivienne Westwood kid’s shoes. They exist. They’re actually Vivienne Westwood Anglomania for mini-Melissa, a collaboration between Vivienne Westwood’s Anglomania line and the British jelly shoe queen Melissa’s kid-line, mini Melissa. Got it? Okay. I saw a blurb about these things in a magazine months ago and have been waiting ever since for my extremely fashionable one-year-old niece, Chloe Lark Black, to have a birthday so I could buy them for her. And, voila:


Toys for your feet! Which most shoes are, of course. Melissa does make grown-up versions with stiletto heels and big crazy hearts on the toes, so if you’re feeling jealous, don’t. I’m tempted to show you a picture right now, but this blog is not about these shoes in particular. It’s about the amazing style of my now two-year-old niece Chloe, as explained to me by my sister Kathleen, no slouch in the style department herself. She is so fashionable her husband Eric bought her a Rag & Bone bubble top for their wedding anniversary, and he is so fashionable she bought him a Rag & Bone scarf. Doesn’t that have a sort of Gift of the Magi feel to it? Like, if the couple in Gift of the Magi weren’t tragic and lived in Santa Monica and bought each other gifts from Rag & Bone? Anyway, my sister took a break from writing thank you cards for Chloe’s birthday presents to talk to me about her daughter’s impeccable style.

Sailor sweater from Petit Bateau

 

IRONING BOARD COLLECTIVE: I hate asking people what their style is, but I’m curious as to how you’d sum up Chloe’s style. 

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Fake fur from Barney’s 

 

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IBC: When did you start dressing her more girly?

KB: It was really once her hair started growing in. She had, for the longest time, this sort of military look, high and tight. Then her hair started growing in around a year and you could see her neck and she looked more girly. I thought it would be fun to add more girly touches. On her first birthday I dressed her in a silk, white dress with rose embroidery. After that I was okay with her dressing up a little more – What’s in your mouth? Spit it out. Oh, it’s a grape.

 

Crewcuts from J. Crew 

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A summer look from Zara 

 

Joe’s Jeans 

Dress from Naartjie 

 

KB: One other more practical thing is Naartjie, from South Africa. They’re like the Gap of South Africa, but they never repeat an article of clothing, whatever they do they only do it once. This is classic Chloe. She wears Naartjie about every day. A lot of people don’t know about Naartjie, but they’re pretty popular here in L.A., they have a lot of stores. 

Marie Chantal

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Marie Chantal 

 

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OUR MOTHER: Ooooh, that’s so old-fashioned. It’s like from the 1800’s.

 


KB:
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Luli & Me 

KB: Chloe’s signature style is hair bows. 

KB: I don’t like it. Chloe wanted it.  

Biscotti


IBC:
What happens if she wants to wear something you don’t like?

KB: She can wear it. The trick for me, if I offer her an option I have to be okay with both options. I don’t want to offer her a color I don’t think will work. I try to give her options, but options I’m okay with.


I want her to be able to express herself. She loves shoes. She loves Eric’s men’s shoes and she likes my sandals. She likes flats. When we’re in the store she definitely picks out things that she likes. I imagine that’s going to turn into her saying, ‘Mom, I want this.’ I think you kind of have to compromise. I look at Michelle (me! – Ed.), and she was going to wear what she was going to wear.

 

OUR MOTHER: She wanted to go to school in Nana’s nightgowns.

 

(Editorial Note: My grandmother’s nightgowns were shimmery, polyester 70s nightgowns in, like, peach or lavender, and would have been a wonderful alternative to my plaid Catholic School uniform, which had an undeniable classic charm but became tedious day after day.)

 

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IBC: What do you like to wear?

 

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Special thanks to My Mother for additional art directing.

 


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About Michelle Tea

I chanted "I am a fashion magnet" in the shower and subsequently found a Gianni Versace - era Versace skirt at Buffalo Exchange for $17. Once I got a beyond-my-means Fendi purse for free and sat staring at it, crying. Also cried at Olivier Theyskens' last show for Nina Ricci in Paris. Other things that make me cry: a good lip synch; my emotions. I have stolen two Jeremy Scott swag items from two Jeremy Scott events I was not quite invited to. Sometimes I want to age into Patti Smith, sometimes Baby Jane Hudson. I frequently dream I am in a magic thrift store where I can have whatever I want. I regret not buying the Alexander Wang purse when it was half price at Barney's. Like a delusional guy at a strip club, I feel special when the people who work at Barney's remember me. Having a Leo rising gives me big hair and a need for attention. My favorite designers right now are Alexander Wang, Philip Lim, Proenza Schouler, Vivienne Westwood, Viktor Rolf, Rick Owens, Rodarte, Helmut Lang and Surface to Air. I was once shamed by an employee of a high-end department store for pronouncing 'Rodarte' incorrectly.

2 comments

  1. I am actively jealous of the Marie Chantal jacket. Chloe is so eensy Jackie O!

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